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So, onto the Internet I venture, to try to find a Christmas present for Isabel. “A nightgown would be nice,” I think. “Something sexy, but not an outfit that looks like it has to be accessorized with a whip and dog collar.” So, I go to my browser and put in a search for “lingerie.” One million, fourteen thousand, seven hundred, fifty-four matches come up!! Starting with, “XXX Young Bare Naked Dwarves In Lingerie!!!”This search is a failure. Not only do I not find the merchandise, I am, er . . . distracted for about three hours. And none of the dwarves were wearing anything that…